Who do you coffee drinkers insist on a) having a laptop PC and b) always setting your coffee cup beside it?
You know what will inevitably happen.
Coffee drinkers should not be allowed to have laptops. I know, some of you are reading this blog, but I don't care. I'm on the other end of this shitty stick. I hate coffee, and there is a soaking wet laptop sitting behind me, stinking up my office. It smells DISGUSTING. It has just created extra work that I don't have time for.