I'm Lord of the Smoff... like lord of the dance, only I keep my shirt on and don't do a stupid dance... unless I'm really drunk, or at the Irish Bartender's Convention (aka Stew & Jenn's wedding)
aside: one of the kids at school was waiting to use the washroom in his home when he heard his father singing inside : "i ain't no harlem black girl". :D
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It must be the glow.
(wait, ignore that I posted this... must work)
What are you doing reading my blog, you're supposed to be working!!
Deadline, yeah, right :P
actually, you tucked your shirt into your underwear.
(made you look!)
Strangely, I've been a little... distracted... all week.
But I'm only 10 pages from meeting my deadline.
Must focus. No, seriously. Hey, stop smirking!
It was a smirk combined with a scoff, thank you very much
aha, the humble smoff.
aside: vag is master of the smoff.
sorry, CalJohn, you have no hope of understanding what i just said.
Vag is totally master of the smoff, you're having some good calls today Mare.
yes, my brain power is amazing as i try to procrastinate.
From what? More marking?
"Marking" [giggle!]
I'm Lord of the Smoff... like lord of the dance, only I keep my shirt on and don't do a stupid dance... unless I'm really drunk, or at the Irish Bartender's Convention (aka Stew & Jenn's wedding)
That was the best dance at a wedding EVER. So glad I have pictures :)
shut up, i am totally marking. look at these bubble sheets i have filled in with marks and evaluations i totally calculated today.
so i have three more sets of classes to do. minor detail.
lord of the smoff! i like it, let's take it to broadway.
That actually wasn't directed at you. Had I said "Gilmore Girls" then that would have been for you :P
btw, if you are "the shit", are you bananas?
b-a-n-a-n-a-s?
aside: one of the kids at school was waiting to use the washroom in his home when he heard his father singing inside : "i ain't no harlem black girl". :D
We already knew you were the shit. From long, long ago... oh sorry - not in shit..the shit...D'OH! ;-D
Indeed, you are the shit. When I bumped into you at the mall my heart stopped beating for a moment. Strange.
Micah
Thanks ;)
I have a secret remote control I use on people for that. I see it has worked again :D
yes, i agree with TL and Micah...
You are every guys idea of the ideal 'one'!
.... did I reaLLy say that out loud? *blush*
...must go by rope if i hit enter...
Sending you big stick* with which you can fend off all us horny guys.
*Use only as directed. Surgeon General warns: some guys LIKE use of big stick on them. For those males, he recommends Mace.
surgeon general also warns "big stick" should only be used with "speaking softly" as per instructions.
Smooth.
By that, I mean not really. ^_^ Here's to the shit.
What a bizarre expression that is, btw. "The Shit". *shakes head*
I was going to say I "had the stink on" but that would have just incited some commentary I didn't want to get into.
Both are equally offensive-sounding when taken literally, so yeah, it is strange why that expression ever came to mean something good.
"junk" is the new expression. eg... "that car is junk" no longer means it's a piece of crap. It means it's the shit, the bomb, etc.
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