Wednesday, June 29, 2005

You, in the Ford Taurus

Turn on your friggin headlights, jackass. Do you realize how foggy it is? You can only see a few metres ahead this morning, so actually having your headlights on may help you from getting into a head-on collision. Are you on some kind of secret mission where you don't want people to see you? If so, it's working! Even the 1950s vintage car I saw this morning had its headlights on, and I know they weren't automatic. Do us both a favor and just flick that little headlight switch which you appear to find so difficult to use.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're hot... but you scare me.

liz said...

Dear Anonymous,

That's nice, but since you haven't signed your name to it, I find it impossible to accept the above compliment.

In fact, I don't think I want people posting on my blog if they refuse to sign their name to what they write. I am considering turning that function off.

Might I suggest, in future, that you either sign your name to what you write, or don't comment at all.

If you actually knew me well, you would know that that post was most definitely not me being scary.

Perhaps I am not as "hot" as you think, if I scare you. Perhaps I am out of your league. Perhaps you are out of mine. I'll never know, since you refuse to sign your name.


Sincerely,

Liz

mare said...

that's right, you tell'em, liz!!! give'em hell.

scum said...

Little known secret, Liz is hot. She just doesn't know. (And no, I wasn't the anon person, I don't think you're scary. :))

liz said...

Aw, thanks Scum! See, I can accept that compliment because he signed his name to it, and so I know who to thank. It's a pretty simple concept, really.

I am currently undergoing tutoring in the proper acceptance of compliments. My tutor tells me that I am supposed to say thank you, but in order to do so, I must know who to thank.

peto said...

I hope im not being paranoid, but, Anon was NOT me. but you are kinda cute :-)

John said...

Cute?! Cute?! Puppies and babies are cute. Liz is a bonefide dazzler.

On top of this, she has morals, values, and integrity. Lethal combination.

liz said...

Ah, now you see, that's a compliment ;)

canadianicewolf said...

Damn tootin'!!

OMG!!! I'm SUCH a maritimer!!! ACK!!!

Moony Anus said...

Did Liz just write it herself? ;P

Surly Canuck said...

um... koo-koo-ka-choo?